Chris: Wow, that's a lot of tissue paper.
Saleslady: We like to exceed all of our customers expectations.
Jill: Isn't this great!
Chris: I can't wait to go to get my hands on those lugers!
Jill: *chokes*
Chris: $300? Remember, we get to go to the arms shop after this!
Jill: Umm...I don't think I locked the car properly, can you check Chris?
Chris: No, I locked it. I'll just wait for you.
Jill: I just remembered, I don't think I put "The Club" on the steering wheel.
*runs away and hands Chris staff credit card*
Salsewoman: How will you be paying?
Chris: On credit. (Wait, big store + sparse displays + lots of tissue paper..... That must mean...)
Saleswoman: That'll be $3,500 plus tax.
Chris: *falls to the ground* And she can't even afford a new uniform....
The End.