Jill: I can't believe they gave us such a huge department bonus on top of our personal bonus! I can get that bag I want!

Chris: And since our department consists of just the two of us, that's a lot of cash! I can get a pair of golden lugers, you can get your bag, and we'll still have money to go out for a nice dinner!

Jill: *whistling innocently*




Chris: Wow, this store is so big, and so empty! Jill?

Jill: Ooooh! Look at this bag!

Saleswoman: May I help you?

Jill: Yes, do you have the "Cobra Cabana" bag?

Chris: Wow, I didn't know you where such a expert on handbags!

Jill: Duh, Chris. Uma Thurman and Lindsay Lohan have one! Didn't you know that? You should!

Chris: Actually...no. I'm going to look around myself.



several minutes later

Saleslady: Is this the one you want? We only have it in chocolate caramel. We've sold out of all the other colours.

Jill: eeeeek! I'll take it!


Jill: HEY CHRIS!

Chris: *echo* WHAT?

Jill: I FOUND IT!

Chris: *echo* I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CASH DESK.

Plus tax?