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Jill: I can't believe they gave us such a huge department bonus on top of our personal bonus! I can get that bag I want! Chris: And since our department consists of just the two of us, that's a lot of cash! I can get a pair of golden lugers, you can get your bag, and we'll still have money to go out for a nice dinner! Jill: *whistling innocently* |
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Chris: Wow, this store is so big, and so empty! Jill? Jill: Ooooh! Look at this bag! |
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Saleswoman: May
I help you? Jill: Yes, do you have the "Cobra Cabana" bag? Chris: Wow, I didn't know you where such a expert on handbags! Jill: Duh, Chris. Uma Thurman and Lindsay Lohan have one! Didn't you know that? You should! Chris: Actually...no. I'm going to look around myself. |
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several minutes later Saleslady: Is this the one you want? We only have it in chocolate caramel. We've sold out of all the other colours. Jill: eeeeek! I'll take it! |
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Jill: HEY CHRIS! Chris: *echo* WHAT? Jill: I FOUND IT! Chris: *echo* I'LL MEET YOU AT THE CASH DESK. |