THE LANDLORD

	Ignace: So, do you guys wanna play "Scene It: mooo tuuuu gaaa" or "Scrabble: Oreeeeeeeeeenl edition"? Cassis: Scrabble! I can practice proper grammar. Jill: *sigh* I'm so poor, I can't even afford to go out tonight.
	*CRASH* Jill & Ignace: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Chris: YAAAAAAH! My leg! Cassis: Hi, Stan!
	Chris: What's the big idea??? Stan: It's the 14th day of the month. Time to collect your rent! Jill: I just remembered why I should have gone out... Cassis: Did you bring clothes for me??? My pants are starting to rip. Stan: Errr, sorry. I'll try and make you new ones, really! Cassis: *sigh* okay.
	Ignace: Who's your escort tonight? Stan: .... This is Nova, my assistant. He's a former professional Vespa racer! Chris: I'd say. Nova: Pleased to met you. Stan: You better get used to him, because he'll be supervising when I'm not around.
	Stan: Enough chatter. The rent? Jill: Umm, we're kind of poor at the moment. Do you mind if we defer our rent payment until next week? Stan: Yes. Yes I do mind. Pay up or pack up! Chris: Can't you be a little kind to officers who saved the world from total chaos? Stan: If I cave in, then everyone else will use excuses to not pay rent. "Oh, my mother needs a arm operation!" "Oh! I'm allergic to spending money!"
	Chris: *bastard!* Ignace: Umm, I'll cover them for the week. Here! *pulls cash out of thong* Jill: Ignace thanks soooooo much! Chris: Hey! Watch your hand! *Jill whacks Chris' head* Jill: Shut up, Chris.
	Stan: You two are so lucky to have a friend like Ignace! Ignace: I made extra cash modeling, and my customers have been really generous the last couple of weeks. Chris: Yeah, thanks Ignace. Being how volatile the Edmonton real estate market is, I would hate to look for a new place! Stan: Awwwww.... such a big heart! Ignace: You're all to kind!                                                                Next>>>