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Jill: *a bit
tipsy* You're that great ballerina, Helen, right? Helen: Oh! You saw through my perfect disguise! Jill: (was that supposed to be funny?) Helen: Oh, and you're Jill Valentine! You're a hero for uncovering that evil Umbrella corporation! Jill: You got tha*hick* right! |
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Jill:
*alcohol starts to really settle in* WHO ArE yOu? Benjamin: I'm Benjamin. Male model. Jill: I see, I see. So have you two $%^&## yet? Benjamin: *sweatdrop* Helen: What should I do? I can't just tell a hero to screw off! Chris: I gotta remember to stay clear of Jill if she's been drinking. |
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Helen: Hey Jill. Would you like to see my latest performance? Jill: OH MY GOD! I *hic* get to see tHE GreAT HHHhelen perform! Ignace: *drunk* You know, you've got nice, muscular thighs Chris. Chris: Aaah! |
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Jill: Thank
you sooooo much! *sob* Helen: What's wrong? Jill: I've never been so moved! No one has given me ballet tickets before! Ignace: So firm, I could sit on them. Chris: ^^; I gotta remember to stay clear of Ignace. At all times. |
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Helen: Well,
it's the least I could do. I probably would have mutated into a zombie if it wasn't for you! Jill: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. Helen: Well, See you next Friday! Jill: BYE HElen.. SeEE you TOO, PreTTY boy. Ignace: Your chest is nice too. Chris: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHH! |