Jill: *a bit tipsy*
You're that great ballerina, Helen, right?

Helen: Oh! You saw through
my perfect disguise!

Jill: (was that supposed to be funny?)

Helen: Oh, and you're Jill Valentine!
You're a hero for uncovering that
evil Umbrella corporation!

Jill: You got tha*hick* right!

Jill: *alcohol starts to really settle in*
WHO ArE yOu?

Benjamin: I'm Benjamin. Male model.

Jill: I see, I see. So have you two
$%^&## yet?

Benjamin: *sweatdrop*

Helen: What should I do?
I can't just tell a hero to screw off!

Chris: I gotta remember to stay clear
of Jill if she's been drinking.



Helen:
Hey Jill. Would you like to see
my latest performance?

Jill: OH MY GOD! I *hic* get
to see tHE GreAT HHHhelen perform!

Ignace: *drunk* You know, you've got
nice, muscular thighs Chris.

Chris: Aaah!

Jill: Thank you sooooo much!
*sob*

Helen: What's wrong?

Jill: I've never been so moved!
No one has given me ballet tickets
before!


Ignace: So firm, I could sit on them.

Chris: ^^; I gotta remember to stay
clear of Ignace. At all times.

Helen: Well, it's the least I could do.
I probably would have mutated into a
zombie if it wasn't for you!

Jill: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

Helen: Well, See you next Friday!

Jill: BYE HElen.. SeEE you
TOO, PreTTY boy.

Ignace: Your chest is nice too.

Chris: AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHH!