A Model's Life

	I love the colours they chose at this shoot. I am allergic to apples, so they had to use fake vax ones. Madame Trousseau herself sculpted these and the museum was kind enough to let us borrow the fruit for this shoot. The slogan seems vulgar at first, but ven you realize they are talking about computers, all is okay, yes?
	I am a advocate of squid, so I vas delighted vhen the ISA (International Squid Association) let me do a celebrity squid message! "Calamari for the non-sissies." I came up vith the slogan myself! My first choice vas: "Squid, it's in you to give". But the squid council told me that Canada blood services is already using that in their TV spots. People think they are slimy and un-delicious, but most of those people are just afraid to try new things! That is, until they eat it as "calamari", ven they think it's delicious! Strange vorld.
	This vas from monday, ven I decided to go vegan. I vas not used to iceberg lettuce as a bikini, but I adjusted. But after I did this shoot, I found out how crazy some of these people are. They think beer is healthier than milk? I think the lack of protein & nutrients going to the brains, combined vis ruthless celebrity is a dangerous combination, no?
	I vanted to balance out the universe, so I did a meat campaign the day after. I had to turn down a Dolce & Gabbana show, but I think they understand. Al's mundare sausage is really delicious. Although the sausage looked like something that came out of a bottom, it is very flavourful and spicy. I can't explain why, but this set was very easy to get aquatinted vith.
	Ahh, finally it's the end of the day. That means it's time to party vith celebrities, fellow industry people, sexy gay men & gay celebrities! See you at my next swimsuit DVD's bonus feature! Takashi: So, is this how you do the "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" dance? Kylie: Blimey! You're like a bloody kangaroo! Blaine: Hey Girlfriend! You look soo~ hot tonight! Ignace: Thanks! Rosie: You're a cutie patootie!