Jill: Tehehehehehehehe!
Chris: You've been doing that for 2 hours straight.
Jill: Tehehehehehehehe!
Ignace: Hey guys! I thought you two where supposed to be going out for dinner tonight?
Chris: We can't afford it. We just spent $3000 on that bag Jill is making out with.
Jill: Tehehehehehehehe!
Chris: But the worst part of it is, now we don't have enough money to pay back the compony & pay rent! We're dead.
Chris: Well, why can't I get anything??? We over spent our bonus on your bag!
Jill: Why the heck do you need gold lugers for? This bag is useful!
Chris: Well, if you really need to practice make out sessions, most people use a pillow.
Jill: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Ignace: Hey hey! I can lend you some cash.
Ignace: I'm now a full-time stripper, part-time model!
Chris: Huh?
Ignace: A friend of mine needed help with a shoot. I'm going to be in Italian Vogue next month! Wanna see my portfilio?
*opens book*
Chris: AHHHH! BELLA! NUDE! YOU!
Ignace: Isn't it hot?
Jill:I see joints I never knew you had! I'll buy whatever you two are selling!